By DR.Dru
This week, I am touched and I decided to talk about men. From my little research, MAN stands for Master Appointed Naturally. Woman, stands for Word Of Master Appointed Naturally. I want to give you the difference between REAL men and MOST men.
Real men, put you on the phone when their mothers call.
Most men, pretend you are there when their mothers call.
Real men, claim to be feminists but still insist on opening doors, driving and paying for dinner.
Most men ,claim to be feminists because they let you open doors, drive and pay for dinner.
Real men know what they want to be doing five years down the road.
Most men are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight.
Real men really know how to make you relax.
Most men really know how to make you laugh.
Real men play golf.
Most men play cards.
Real men make a lot of money before they are 30.
Most men make a lot of mistakes before they are 30.
Real men wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons and shoes with laces.
Most men wear high school t-shits they have actually owned since high school.
Real men think perfume (yours) is a turn on.
Most men think sweat (theirs) is a turn on.
Real men balance their check books.
Most men balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy twice in a row.
Real men have an internist, a tailor, and an accountant.
Most men have a barber, a bartender and a mechanic.
Real men are afraid of becoming their fathers.
Most men are afraid of becoming real men.
Real men start their own businesses.
Most men quit their jobs.
Real men order wine based on more than the price.
Most men bring their own beer.
So men, examine yourself and see where you fall.
Women, examine your man and advice him accordingly.
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