“A man eats where he works”

“A man eats where he works”

ByPhilemon Badagawa.

As the saying goes,” a man eats where he works”several students came with the idea of forming associations with the aim of conning the contestants of their money. Besides the Law school, there existed the Nkumba University association for the disabled. Surprisingly; none of the members had any signs of disability.

But as the contestants were looking for possible ways of gaining more support, no one could realize that such an association had never existed in the history of Nkumba.Mind you, this association existed for about 30minutes after which it rested in eternal ‘boozing’ and perharps,we are waiting for its resurrection come next year.

As if this wasn’t enough, the so called elders of social sciences came up with Nkumba University social science elders’ association (NUSSEA). Interestingly, the founder members of this association were freshers who had spent less than a year at compus.The major aim of this association was to get money for booze.This was realized when one of the funding members was hard complaining.

This humble gentleman was not good at boozing but his fellow members had insisted that all the money was to be spent on booze ”if you don’t take booze, form your own association that can only take sodas” he was advised. Indeed it was too late for this gentleman to form his own association, but when Nkumba Times contacted him, he promised to form as many associations as he will next year.